Showing posts with label Iceland. Show all posts
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Monday, 9 June 2014

Takk, Iceland... Day 7

Day 7 was supposed to be our guaranteed puffin day.  We'd identified the Westman Islands as our best bet to see them given how much time we had in Iceland and the time of the year it was.  The puffins arrive in April to breed each year and it's estimated that roughly 700,000 breeding pairs return to the island year on year.  We thought that surely we had to find them there.  And we were bloody determined.

Let me give you a bit of insight into why we were so keen to find the puffins and why they played a big part in us wanting to come to Iceland in the first place.  It goes beyond 'ohh puffins, they're sooooo cute aren't they!".

They're clumsy and awkward, they're a bit strange, they mate with the same partner for life, they exhibit no aggression between each other and return to the same burrow each year.  All traits that we like to think embody us and our relationship and are what endeared them to us so much to begin with.

The morning started at the beautiful Seljalandsfoss.  A waterfall where you can walk on a path behind it to feel the intensity with which it comes down.  A nice start and a good view to enjoy your morning coffee with.




After that it was time to board the car ferry to the Westman Islands, to Heimaey in particular.  "Brain Fart Brim", as Nicola so kindly referred to me, managed to get our car on and off the ferry without an issue (much to Nix's surprise) and we headed straight to the tourist information where the lady there circled four rather ambiguous spots on a map where we should be able to find puffins.  At no point did she add that there's no guarantee or that you'd have to be lucky to see them.

Before we began our puffin search, the island's other main attraction is the volcano that destroyed multiple houses and lives just over 40 years ago which you're now able to climb to the top of.  It's huge and intimidating and from the top provides an interesting perspective of what it destroyed (and created) in its path.




This section of land didn't exist before it erupted.


And here you can see a couple of the buildings that got in its way.



Yes, once upon a time there was a house under there.

After that sobering introduction to the island, it was puffin time.  The cliffs were going to be crawling with them.

The first circle on the map was one where the lady at the tourist office had said "do you mind climbing a bit?".  We said sure, we'll be fine, given that we now considered ourselves to be accomplished trekkers after Norway (link).

But the nine or ten wet ladders that presented us and the warning sign advising that you climb the cliff at your own risk were enough of a deterrent.  And just around the corner she'd marked two more spots on the map where we'd be able to see them.  Not worth the risk we agreed.


We pulled up at the next circle and started up a set up steps that had been worn into the hills from years and years of people doing the same thing as us.  Fifteen minutes later, of walking vertically up the hill on all fours, we made it up the hill to the ridge of the cliff and proceeded along it with trepidation.  Every now and again I would climb over a couple a rocks to peek over the edge but nothing.  Not a puffin in sight.

Nix later admitted to me that she'd hardly ever been as scared as when she had to descend the cliff knowing how hard it was to just get up the thing.  One wrong step really did spell trouble.

We walked the length of the ridge but still nothing.  Forlornly, we struggled back down and headed over to the other circle on the map that was close by.  Still nothing and not even a cliff or a patch of land that looked like it could house a puffin.



That little red dot is Morrison.  And the faint line going up to the left was what we had to climb.


At this point in time we were thinking that this was as close as we were going to get to the elusive little buggers.




There was one circle left on that map and it was right out on the southern point of the island.

Now might be a good time to point out that since the day that we'd picked up our camper van we had not seen the sun and it had rained for large parts of every day.  It was only at our last stop at that cliff had the rain finally cleared up.  Up until that point the weather had been horrendous.

The lady at tourist info had said that down the southern end of the island was a walking track and a "house" that you could watch the puffins from.  We drove slowly up the road unable to spot anything that looked like the house but down in a field saw a couple of yellow markers that marked the walking path.

It was closing in on 7pm by time we got out of the car and at the very least we'd found somewhere to park for the night.


We hopped over a fence and connected with the walking path.  Five hundred metres down the track and still nothing but as we rounded the bend, just 10 metres in front of us, a puffin looked our way and flew back out to the ocean.

We'd found a group of their burrows and sat for about half an hour as we watched what we suspected to be thousands of them socialising out on the ocean together after they'd been out feeding for the day.  A couple more flew close to the cliffs but not close enough for a photo or a really good look.  What we began to notice was that a lot of them were flying around to the right of the cliffs, so we set off in that direction, passing a few cliff side sheep on our way.  At this point all of the clouds had disappeared but it was still fairly windy.


We kept walking but didn't come across any burrows and both began to wonder if that was it.  Not that we felt hard done by, you just always want more.

Given we'd skipped lunch we began to head back to the car for dinner and decided that we might come back out after it.

But then the wind died off and this happened.


To the unsuspecting eye that doesn't look like much but to the trained eye it's a cliff side filled with these.


Puffin burrows.

And, we'd finally found that bloody "house".

For the next three hours we had the shelter to ourselves and witnessed what is the most beautiful and amazing thing that I've ever seen.

First of all we were excited to see two of them appear from out of their burrows.

Then we were excited to see one nose dive into its burrow.

And then from there things got out of control.  They began coming in from sea by the hundreds and soon the cliff was just a mass of puffins stumbling around trying to find their homes and reconnecting with their mate before squeezing into their burrow for the night.






By the end of the few hours a very exhausted (sometimes emotional) us let them be for the night and wandered back to the car feeling the kind of connection between two people that you only feel when you get married or have kids together.

But right then Iceland stood up and said, 'that's not all that I'm capable of'.

These two looked back at us begging to be photographed.


A lamb hopped up on its mum and gave another bullsh*t moment.


And two other lambs came tearing across the paddock comically after their mum gave the call that it was milk time, initially trying to suckle onto another unsuspecting sheep.

And then the sun's remaining few rays shone down near the beach and guided us to this little spot for the night.



That night we cheers'd (with Icelandic moss schnapps) to all of that effort, to any other time that the weather wasn't how we would've liked it to be and to what we now remember as Puffin Mountain.

I'm not a religious man, nor do I really accept the concepts of luck or karma but something looked down on us that day and we couldn't be more grateful.

Click here for day 8.

Takk, Iceland... Day 8

We woke up still on a natural high and contemplated going back to Puffin Mountain for one last look.  However the rain was back and we wanted to preserve that memory so opted against it.

Arriving back on the mainland, and in dire need of a bath, we made our way towards Hrunalaug hot spring.  Directions went something like - turn right before you get to Fludir, turn right again at the white church before heading down a track marked towards Solheimar and pulling into a parking area with a no camping sign.  The spring should then just be a two minute walk over the small hill.

The directions were accurate enough and we were soon bathing in the best hot spring that we'd found.


Clean again, we headed off to do Iceland's equivalent of Norway's Norway in a Nutshell - the Golden Circle.

Having got used to car parks at sights where we were the only ones there, pulling up to Gullfoss and finding a car park filled with cars and buses came as a bit of a shock to the system.  Gullfoss is epic and made up for that though.




Gullfoss translates as golden waterfall as it's said that it shimmers gold when the sun shines on it.  No risk of that while we were there.

Next stop was Geysir.  Yes, where the word geyser actually comes from.

Geysir itself only erupts after earthquakes however Strokkur erupts every five to ten minutes, sometimes exploding a couple of times within a minute.


It was only a fluke that I got the eruption picture because I was too busy taking photos of the other people taking photos.  That shit's like the photography equivalent of Inception.


A few other shots from around Geysir.




Our final stop for that day was the Thingvellir National Park, a place of particular historical importance to the Icelandic people.  It's where the country's first Parliament was established in 930 and where the Icelanders voted to become Christians in the year 1000.



It is also situated on the Mid Atlantic Ridge, where the European and North Atlantic plates move apart.


It was here that we decided to close out a loop of our own seeing as we were about to complete the loop around Iceland's Ring Road and what we saw as the climax of our trip.

Back on day one in Cologne (link) we locked ourselves onto its lovelock bridge and have since held onto the key.  It was here in Thingvellir National Park, in between the North Atlantic and European plates that we parted with the key.  In a place where we hope that it'll never be found and not be able to be reconnected with the lock.


We pulled in here for the night in not the most glamorous of spots but one that was good for some more moss schnapps and a bit of introspection on the incredible week that we'd just had.


Takk Iceland... Day 9

Back to Reykjavik we headed, final Koko Mjolk in hand, about to close out the loop.


Before dropping Morrison back we pulled in to Pallett Kaffikompani for an espresso and then very sadly drove him back to the Happy Campers yard and parted ways with our newest BFF.  Being back in a city was a bitter pill to swallow.  The Man of the Wild and Outdoor Number 2s appear to enjoy being away from cities for a while.


We then headed in to Reykjavik for 11 hours of eating, drinking and exploring before beginning 40 hours of transit through airports to get us to Croatia.

First up was a couple more coffees at Litli Bondaerinn and Reykjavik Roasters amongst more hipsters than you've ever felt old and infinitely less cool around.


Then the world famous, Bourdain, Bill Clinton, Princess Diana endorsed hot dog at Bæjarins Beztu Pylsur.  "Second worst hot dog of the trip" according to Nix.  Second only to an abomination of a belly filler that we had in Romania.


At no point have I mentioned just how quirky and unique and, a lot of the time, strange the Icelandic people are.  There's strangeness every where you look around the island.  Knowing this, it then doesn't come as a surprise that an Icelandic man has devoted his entire life to collecting all things animal phallus related.  Yes, a penis museum.

Here are a few of the photo highlights/lowlights.






What did we learn?
  • A pizzle is a bull's penis that's been fashioned into a whip. 
  • Penis bones are a thing and a walrus has a huge one. 
  • The man with the biggest ever documented member has bequeathed it to the museum. 
  • Penises whether dried and placed on a plaque or pickled in a jar are not attractive parts of the anatomy of any animal. 
  • Penises aren't a laughing matter.  Dicks are really funny. 
That time Nix came face to face with a massive elephant dong.


We felt a bit weird after that so headed to K-Bar for a beer.  In particular one I'd been after for a while - Olvisholt Lava, a big, boozey imperial stout.  It lived up to expectations.


What the beers really were, was some Dutch Courage for a little eating challenge that Iceland devised all those years ago.

Cafe Loki does a Braveheart plate that consists of some dried cod that was childs play and the infamous Hakarl - fermented, rotten shark meat - something that Gordon Ramsay couldn't keep down when he ate it and countless other foodies have struggled to keep down.


We tentatively placed it in our mouths, at which point the rush of ammonia invades your nostrils and sets up shop for the next few minutes.  To say its flavour is long would be an understatement.  My favourite quote from Nix was - "it tastes like eating someone's morning after a big night piss".  So eloquent.

In all honesty, we don't really get what the fuss is all about.  Bring on the next eating challenge.

The evening finished with admiration of a church that almost makes you want to go to church and our final sushi feed of Iceland.



Then began the epic transit to Split and the first of two nights in airports.


Who gives a f*ck, we'd just had the best eight nights of our lives.